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A while ago, I wrote a story with the rather over-long title of Why I Ran Away and Joined the Nunnery.  It was a fun story to write and I'd like to try and get it published eventually.  As it is, it needs a little work.

But this is not why I'm here today.  No, the reason for that concerns one of the characters within the story.  Namely, Ikvar, Destroyer of Worlds.

I don't know where Ikvar came from.  I really don't.  I blame the main character's grandmother, actually.  After all, she was the one who ran off and consorted with demons in the underworld.  And then brought one of them to the wedding of the main character's sister.

So there they were: Ellerie (my main character), her grandmother and Ikvar, Destroyer of Worlds, standing around making small talk.  I think Ellerie's grandmother was trying to prove something, to be honest.  Perhaps she wanted everyone to know that you're never too old to have a fling with a demon of the underworld...  It was the first scene I wrote, although it comes about half-way through the story.  And it goes a little like this:

It was easy to say when the trouble started. It was when my grandma turned up with her latest beau on her arm. Beacuse that beau just happened to be Ikvar, Destroyer of Worlds.

"Well well, a wedding," said Ikvar, exuding an actual aura of pure darkness.

"Did you bring our present, dear?" Grandma asked.

"I ate it," Ikvar said, looking malevolently sheepish.

"You ate an entire orchestra?" Grandma asked.

Ikvar blushed.

"There's my little Ellerie," Grandma said, dragging Ikvar over to meet me. We shook hands politely, which left me feeling extremely nauseous.

"So this is Ardor," Ikvar said with a sneer. "Weaklings. They have no-one who could defy me. I could destroy it with a single thought!"

"Not now, dear," Grandma said.

Ikvar burped.  The sound had a distinctly musical flavour.

(link)

I love Ikvar dearly, even though he's a minor character in the story.  He has a handy of habit of incinerating inconvenient people and setting things on fire.  I accept that this latter trait is not always handy, but it certainly would be if you were cold.  Or wanted to burn a city to the ground.  Or something.

Nevertheless, he is insanely powerful, quite evil and very black of heart.

So imagine how I felt when I saw an email from Ikvar in my email in-box this morning.

Ikvar has an email address!


It made my day, that email.  Alas, I have no idea where I got the name from: it just popped into my head and made itself at home.  I didn't even stop to think there might a real Ikvar, Destroyer of Worlds...

on 2006-07-13 08:22 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] the-kaytinator.livejournal.com
Run! Run!

Ikvar is displeased at being defamed!

on 2006-07-13 08:47 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] disturbed-kiwi.livejournal.com
But...

If he shows his displeasure by acting as buneater describes... Is it still defamation?

on 2006-07-14 03:15 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] katiefoolery.livejournal.com
This is true. I thought I did a pretty good job of portraying his true darkness...

on 2006-07-14 03:15 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] katiefoolery.livejournal.com
Also, he knows how to use email! But I bet he set the computer on fire after he sent the message.

on 2006-07-13 08:47 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] flippyfrog.livejournal.com
pmsl.

this could be the start of an interesting friendship, no?

I wonder what Ikvar means... I just think it's a fantastic name for it, anyway. I love the burping.

on 2006-07-14 03:07 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] katiefoolery.livejournal.com
I want to know, too! That'll be my first question in my reply. "By the way, what does Ikvar mean to you?"

on 2006-07-13 09:41 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] cat-eyes-el.livejournal.com
That's brilliant. Pure brilliance. I love it.

on 2006-07-14 03:06 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] katiefoolery.livejournal.com
It's great, isn't it? I shall have to respond soon and ask some questions of my own.

on 2006-07-13 10:34 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] burgotastic.livejournal.com
I think I remember that excerpt. I think it was up in competition against Abus Black and the Flying Machine (which, for the record, still isn't finished).

on 2006-07-14 03:05 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] katiefoolery.livejournal.com
It was supposed to be, but I never finished it in time. Perhaps both stories are cursed? I've only finished a second draft on it and it still needs work.

on 2006-07-13 11:38 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] blackswans.livejournal.com
Ha! I love it!

Was the Real Ikvar flattered or disturbed?

on 2006-07-14 03:16 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] katiefoolery.livejournal.com
I'm not sure - I haven't replied to the email yet but I shall be doing it soon.

on 2006-07-13 12:34 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] gravityslave.livejournal.com
http://fickett.blogspot.com/2005/10/happy-birthday-ikvar.html
It might not be the most common name, but we know now that Ikvar is a Scorpio and has his birthday on Devil's Night. (which, here, is the night before Halloween, when kids go out and egg houses, toilet paper things, and smash mailboxes.)

"Scorpios are the most intense, profound, powerful characters in the zodiac. Even when they appear self-controlled and calm there is a seething intensity of emotional energy under the placid exterior. They are like the volcano not far under the surface of a calm sea, it may burst into eruption at any moment. But those of us who are particularly perceptive will be aware of the harnessed aggression, the immense forcefulness, magnetic intensity, and often strangely hypnotic personality under the tranquil, but watchful composure of Scorpio."
from http://www.astrology-online.com/scorpio.htm

on 2006-07-14 03:18 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] katiefoolery.livejournal.com
Now I have an image of Ikvar standing around, reading his horoscope for the day ahead: You will smite many and trample the forgotten masses underfoot. Beware of baskets tied with red ribbons!

on 2006-07-13 01:06 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] frohike.livejournal.com
There's a Destroyer of Worlds in StarGate.

on 2006-07-14 03:16 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] katiefoolery.livejournal.com
Ah yes, but have you ever received an email from them? :D

on 2006-07-13 03:15 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] naelany.livejournal.com
My word! That's an interesting email to get, for sure lol. What else did Ikvar have to say? ^_~

on 2006-07-14 03:17 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] katiefoolery.livejournal.com
Alas, that's all for now. I'll be replying and asking some questions of my own, so there may be more to come.

on 2006-07-14 08:48 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] naelany.livejournal.com
can't wait *chuckles*

on 2006-07-13 10:57 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] minnn.livejournal.com
Wow!!! That's bloody scary, having your characters coming to life like that!! :-P

on 2006-07-14 03:16 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] katiefoolery.livejournal.com
Isn't it hilarious? And it just had to be Ikvar. It couldn't have been Ellerie or her grandmother or her annoying sister...

on 2006-07-14 07:27 am (UTC)
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Posted by [identity profile] rigel-7.livejournal.com
Hee!

Ikvar lives!

on 2006-07-14 07:29 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] katiefoolery.livejournal.com
He does! Although he prefers to be called Peter, according to Gmail.

on 2006-07-14 12:17 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] crazedturkey.livejournal.com
IKVAR!!!

WOOT!

Ask him to cough up the wedding present...

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