Katiefoolery

I think people that smoke near me are evil. I seem to attract them like crazy, especially at bus stops. And then they move around and blow smoke all over the place. Once, there was this lady who 'accidentally' tipped her bottled water over this guy's lap when he blew smoke in her face. It was awesome :)

“I try not to look at my sister-in-law’s ass.”

Generally, that's good advice ya know.