The Great lolcat Calendar

[katiefoolery]

Don't ask me how my writing's going unless you want me to lie and tell you how I'm at least ten chapters into the most amazing book ever and it's all going so swimmingly due to my superlative organisational skills and equally amazing self-discipline.

Don't make me lie to you like that.

In more exciting news, I present to you the calendar the ma gave me as part of my Christmas present. She seems somehow to have purchased a "caption your own lolcats" calendar. Seriously. Every picture has cats in the stupidest poses imaginable. December in particular had me crying with laughter.

In the interests of democracy and... laziness and all of that stuff, I thought I'd ask my ever-witty flist to suggest some captions for January's cat. It's probably the most boring of the bunch, but I think the angle of the paw and the fact that it's surrounded by flowers has some promise. Caption my calendarlolcat!

Please. :)

Comments

Hmm...

[lexicalcrow]

WHAT U MEAN DIS ALL I GET 4 DINNER? ;_;

Poor ickle kitteh. *pets it*

[sopdetly.livejournal.com]

Caption! "u luvs me not?"

Also, I so hear you on the writing. LOL. Press on, though!

[everydayjoy.livejournal.com]

"Ginger always knew that someday someone would find his marijuana plant hidden among the flower beds -- and steal it. Alas, the fateful day has come. Witness the look of abject fear written across his feline brow..."

Which, by the way, is a complete fail at LOLspeak, but: I have been reading Alcott and Austen. I can do no more.

[paragraphs.livejournal.com]

Vegetarian? Flowers?

You iz kidding me, rite?

[http://users.livejournal.com/traycer_/]

Awww! He tow cute. :) Since I am part of the not-so-witty crowd, I can't help you out here, but I still think that little one is too adorable!

Re: Hmm...

[joyinthedance.livejournal.com]

GASP!

U BROTT ALL DESE FER ME?

[elfie-chan.livejournal.com]

I absolutely hear you on the writing. I have yet to write five minutes a day on my novel, let alone an hour. Woe. We shall press on! *looks determined*

"Why you redecorate my litterbox?"

[snowy-gem.livejournal.com]

"Iz dis the flowerz you wanted?? What you meanz you dont like yellow??"

[erinmacha.livejournal.com]

Cuteness i haz - camouflage still not workin'.

WRITE! :P Steal Turles and Brolli if you must, but write!

[katilara.livejournal.com]

THAT'S THE BEST LIE I'VE EVER HEARD. I might steal it to tell myself. *shifty eyes*

[katiefoolery.livejournal.com]

I'm twenty chapters in now! :D

[katilara.livejournal.com]

I'VE JUST STARTED BOOK TWO! You have some catching up to do missy!

[katiefoolery.livejournal.com]

Heh, I like. It clearly needs to spend time around cuter flowers.

*salutes and obeys* :D

[katiefoolery.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well... I just signed a three-book deal with Awesome Publishing Company. The first one will be out early next week.

[katiefoolery.livejournal.com]

Hehe, cute!

[katilara.livejournal.com]

Oooh. Do you think I could talk to your agent?

[katiefoolery.livejournal.com]

It's early days! Or so I keep telling myself. Plenty of time to get things going the way we want them to.

Love your caption!

Re: Hmm...

[katiefoolery.livejournal.com]

Cute! It certainly does look rather surprised. Or confused. Either works.

[katiefoolery.livejournal.com]

He really is adorable. Confused-looking, but adorable.

[katiefoolery.livejournal.com]

Most certainly! After all, you must have finished your third book by now and have already started on your treatment for optioning the series as a screenplay, right?

[katiefoolery.livejournal.com]

Heheh! I like it.

[katiefoolery.livejournal.com]

I love it - I think yours may be the winner so far.

Am pressing on as we speak! :D

Re: Hmm...

[katiefoolery.livejournal.com]

Mmm, flower salad - my favourite.

[katiefoolery.livejournal.com]

It may not be traditional, but I like it.

[katilara.livejournal.com]

Well, I was taking some time off to consider my options of turning parts of it into a comic book to mesh the tv series campaign but....I mean, what? Yes! Of course!