The Great lolcat Calendar

[katiefoolery]

Don't ask me how my writing's going unless you want me to lie and tell you how I'm at least ten chapters into the most amazing book ever and it's all going so swimmingly due to my superlative organisational skills and equally amazing self-discipline.

Don't make me lie to you like that.

In more exciting news, I present to you the calendar the ma gave me as part of my Christmas present. She seems somehow to have purchased a "caption your own lolcats" calendar. Seriously. Every picture has cats in the stupidest poses imaginable. December in particular had me crying with laughter.

In the interests of democracy and... laziness and all of that stuff, I thought I'd ask my ever-witty flist to suggest some captions for January's cat. It's probably the most boring of the bunch, but I think the angle of the paw and the fact that it's surrounded by flowers has some promise. Caption my calendarlolcat!

Please. :)

Comments

Hmm...

[lexicalcrow]

WHAT U MEAN DIS ALL I GET 4 DINNER? ;_;

Poor ickle kitteh. *pets it*

Re: Hmm...

[katiefoolery.livejournal.com]

Mmm, flower salad - my favourite.

[sopdetly.livejournal.com]

Caption! "u luvs me not?"

Also, I so hear you on the writing. LOL. Press on, though!

[katiefoolery.livejournal.com]

I love it - I think yours may be the winner so far.

Am pressing on as we speak! :D

[everydayjoy.livejournal.com]

"Ginger always knew that someday someone would find his marijuana plant hidden among the flower beds -- and steal it. Alas, the fateful day has come. Witness the look of abject fear written across his feline brow..."

Which, by the way, is a complete fail at LOLspeak, but: I have been reading Alcott and Austen. I can do no more.

[katiefoolery.livejournal.com]

It may not be traditional, but I like it.

[paragraphs.livejournal.com]

Vegetarian? Flowers?

You iz kidding me, rite?

[katiefoolery.livejournal.com]

Heheh! I like it.

[http://users.livejournal.com/traycer_/]

Awww! He tow cute. :) Since I am part of the not-so-witty crowd, I can't help you out here, but I still think that little one is too adorable!

[katiefoolery.livejournal.com]

He really is adorable. Confused-looking, but adorable.

Re: Hmm...

[joyinthedance.livejournal.com]

GASP!

U BROTT ALL DESE FER ME?

Re: Hmm...

[katiefoolery.livejournal.com]

Cute! It certainly does look rather surprised. Or confused. Either works.

[elfie-chan.livejournal.com]

I absolutely hear you on the writing. I have yet to write five minutes a day on my novel, let alone an hour. Woe. We shall press on! *looks determined*

"Why you redecorate my litterbox?"

[katiefoolery.livejournal.com]

It's early days! Or so I keep telling myself. Plenty of time to get things going the way we want them to.

Love your caption!

[snowy-gem.livejournal.com]

"Iz dis the flowerz you wanted?? What you meanz you dont like yellow??"

[katiefoolery.livejournal.com]

Hehe, cute!

[erinmacha.livejournal.com]

Cuteness i haz - camouflage still not workin'.

WRITE! :P Steal Turles and Brolli if you must, but write!

[katiefoolery.livejournal.com]

Heh, I like. It clearly needs to spend time around cuter flowers.

*salutes and obeys* :D

[katilara.livejournal.com]

THAT'S THE BEST LIE I'VE EVER HEARD. I might steal it to tell myself. *shifty eyes*

[katiefoolery.livejournal.com]

I'm twenty chapters in now! :D

[charliemc.livejournal.com]

What's up with that paw? (heh)

Yeah, talk about a not-so-natural pose! And did they have to drug the cat, or what? (Maybe it's stuffed... heh...)

(hugs)

[katiefoolery.livejournal.com]

I have no idea! It's like they gave up on waiting for it to behave and just settled for whatever strange poses it came up with itself...

[kwalktown.livejournal.com]

It's adorable. That is all I have to say xD.

And I'm all about that Not Talking About Writing business, all over it right now, seriously!

[katiefoolery.livejournal.com]

Writing? What writing? We're all about the, uh, bee-keeping here. Totally.

[naelany.livejournal.com]

But I iz allergick to flowers....


lol ok, so not 10 chapters in, but you are writing, right? ^_~

[katiefoolery.livejournal.com]

Heh, cute caption.

I'm certainly writing... notes. Must... stop... failing...

[the-kaytinator.livejournal.com]

"Halp. I feels sumtin is crawlin on my backs."

[katiefoolery.livejournal.com]

I love the way all of these captions make me see the image in a different light. Now, thanks for yours, I can see the growing panic in its eyes...

[bethamphetam1ne.livejournal.com]

"Go on 'Changing Rooms'," they said. "Will be fun," they said . . .

[katiefoolery.livejournal.com]

I like it! Now I'm wondering what he did to the other kitteh's room...

[penchaft.livejournal.com]

Makes you go blind, eh?

[katiefoolery.livejournal.com]

OK, I may have laughed a little too hard at this one.

*continues to laugh too hard*

[gwencameron.livejournal.com]

I'm not supposed to stir the flowers??

"Don't make me lie to you like that"

[gwencameron.livejournal.com]

Well, then, let me tell you about my writing! I've not only got the merchandising deals worked out -- I'm writing about a car dealership, so GM is putting out a 2010 model using the title of my book -- but I'm getting a good chunk of the GM bailout money as a 'Thank You' for getting Detroit rolling again!!





... she's lying ....

Re: "Don't make me lie to you like that"

[katiefoolery.livejournal.com]

You're made of incredible amounts of awesome! I don't know anyone else who has worked out a way to help save the automotive industry through their writing endeavours! Pure brilliance. :D

[qwaynt.livejournal.com]

What? I was not about to mangle this flower. I was....I was just checking to see if it was real. Really. Would this face lie to you?

OK, maybe it's a bit long for a caption, but that is a face that says Trust me (you sucker).

As far as writing goes, don't office memos and reference letters count? I mean after all words are words. Right? Right?

[katiefoolery.livejournal.com]

Oooh, so if I end up writing some application letters later today, I could add them to my word count? I'm pretty sure there'd be no problem with that. :D Uh, not that they'd be fictional.

And yes - it's definitely a face that says all of that. Waaaaay too innocent to trust.

[gravityslave.livejournal.com]

I can haz ghey stereotype?

[katiefoolery.livejournal.com]

Hah, nice one! That may be one of my favourites.

[crazedturkey.livejournal.com]

Poncy cat is poncy.


I can haz hayfevers?

[katiefoolery.livejournal.com]

It sure is! Those flowers aren't helping its cause at all. Or maybe they are...

Love the caption, especially as it is relevant to my interests at this current moment.

caption

[bunhusband.livejournal.com]

"How long iz i have to hold this pose?"

alternate...

"Take the damn photo, i cant hold my leg up here forever"

Re: caption

[katiefoolery.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure you're cheating. Somehow.